roseplated:

CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

rnedia:

drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.

howdomermaidsfuck:

so am i getting my snack wrap or

howdomermaidsfuck:

so am i getting my snack wrap or

unfollower:

invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls